Monday, April 2, 2012

3 month anniversary

Yes folks, it's my 3 month anniversary from my back surgery, so my docs want to see me for 5 minutes and collect their $1200 per visit to make sure things are healing.  I am semi nervous about going into see my ortho pedic surgeon this afternoon.  I've had some back pain and pain makes you wish for crazy things. 

Me: "My back freak'in hurts man!  I can't bend over to paint my toe nails and they look like shit now!  How the hell am I supposed to drink beer on Friday nights with my girlfriends in cute sandals if my feet look like Shreks???"

Doc: "Oops!  My fault, let me give you a little tweak here and walla!  Your back is all better and I just made you lose 10 pounds and 5 years of crows feet~!  On me!  Here's a glass of wine for all your troubles!"

Ok, so that's probably not going to happen, but a girl can dream and hide single serve box wine in her purse for the ride home hope for the best.

Funny how the spring sets the mood for the outdoors and forces you to be in a good mood.  I can't help but love our neighborhood that is full of kids playing in streets and yards and riding bikes and scooters.  We have a very secluded subdivision and their are about 5 billion kids.  I love it here.  I just wish we had a pool, with a cabana boy, that looked like Brad Pitt, in the "River runs through it" years.  I keep telling my husband how much money we would save because we'd all be living in our swim suits and the laundry would be cut down to nothing...but he doesn't believe me....

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