Yes, I'm still alive and well and rehabbing my ass off. Speaking of which, my ass is actually very flabby. I lost 30 pounds in the hospital, and the weird thing is, it truly was all muscle. No shit! My legs and arms look skinny now, yet I still have this little pot belly and my damn ass is dragging down to the back of my knees. Don't you think those Docs could've done a little "pick me up" with some of those saggy areas while they were doing emergency surgery to save my life?? (I'm being sarcastic here folks...or maybe just a little wishful...)
But...my Physical Therapist, Heil Christine The Super Nazi, is whipping me into shape. OMG. I usually ask her to carry me back out to my car, and when she laughs in my face like I'm joking, I look longingly at those lucky old ladies with their wheel chairs and curse those PT girls in the hospital that got me up and walking. Bags....
I also took a cute picture of the fun med's a get to take 3 times a day...good times for sure.
So if any of my 10 readers are 'script junkies, you can see how secure my drugs are. Yikes. Maybe I should just take all the lids off, and have a blinking light right to them for the kids. Ya think? Yeah..maybe this is a parental fail, but you can just add it to the list. There have been several hundred in just the last few weeks.
Off to take a percacet and about 35 minutes right after that, it's lights out for Ms. Bobbi. Trust me, these drugs are pretty safe. Hell, I can hardly get the damn lids off most of the time. Nighty night BlogWorld!
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