That's what everyone keeps telling me. It's all about attitude and how you deal with disappointments in life. And I'm not talking about shit like, "I'm sooo disappointed that Kim Kardashian wore that hideous yellow top and not the cute silver one!". (I like those K girls though...they're bringing the big booty back and those of us who have big backsides appreciate it. Suck it you anorexic bitches.)
Yes, my back is still inflamed and still infected and I still have the real possibility of more surgery. Super! At least now I know what food to order from the cafeteria and I can get my St. Vincent's frequent patient card punched again! Just a few more to go and I get free robe! The other great news is that I get to have my IV PICC line and antibiotics in for six months. Holy Shit....I could almost give birth to the whole damn contraption. But for the sake of "attitude" here are some positives about 100ml of Ciprofloaxin twice a day for the next six fucking months:
- No more UTI's (urinary tract infection) for me! Bring on the sex baby...I'm as pure as the driven snow!
- Whooping cough is becoming rampant in Montana but guess who's not going to get that nasty bacteria? THIS GIRL!
- Al Quaida wants to shower us with Anthrax? Bring it on bitches....You'll have to use some pretty nasty bio warfare to kick this girl to the curb.
- I have a direct line to the 'ol pumper if I want to shoot up and get high! I don't have to worry about trying to find new veins in between my toes.
So there you have it. You may think I'm being cynical or crass, but for just a short time, you can take this "good" attitude and shove it up your ass. I'll be diving into high fat foods and liquor tonight to "celebrate".
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